Download tonight. Host this weekend. · Prints at home · Strictly 18+
Printable murder mystery party kits
A filthy, debauched, camp whodunit you print at home — everything you need for a queer night of murder, mystery, and mayhem.
$49.69 CAD per kit · Instant download
Host Guide, characters, invitations, evidence, scripts, cards, awards. In your inbox the moment you check out.
Eight core suspects, plus twelve optional guests who add misdirection, not confusion.
US Letter or A4 at 100%. Black and white prints fine. Colour if you're feeling fancy.
Two and a half to three hours, opening to confession. The host plays too.
The kits
Three parties, three killers, and every one ends with somebody's dignity on the floor.
Poolside Au Naturel
The clothing-optional resort closes Monday. Three guests won't make it that far. Thirty-seven years of one pool, one steam room, and a family that took men in on sight — and now the buyer is here, measuring the deck.
Lifetime Achievement Gala
The Queen of Pop is hosting a gala. Three guests won't make it to the encore. Every era of her career is in that room at once — the sequins, the shoulder pads, the cone bra — each one holding a drink, a grudge, and a better version of the story.
Perfect for a mixed crowd. Any character, any gender, everyone in the drama.
$49.69
See what's inside
A Twink Death
The Deceased turns thirty tonight. Three mourners won't make it to the reading of the will. Where we come from, thirty isn't an age — it's a cause of death. So he's thrown his own funeral in advance: wake, eulogy, viewing, the lot.
From download to confession
No acting experience. No rehearsal. Nobody stuck reading rules all evening. You print, you pour, the kit does the plotting.
01
Poolside farewell, pop-diva gala, or a thirtieth birthday thrown as a funeral. Each with its own suspects, its own secrets, and its own killer.
02
The Host Guide tells you what to send and when — your guests get their Character Guides ahead of the night. You print the evidence, cut, set the table, done.
03
You read the scripted opening and the murder narrations. Everything in between is your guests playing their characters — nobody reads lines off a page.
Take a peek
Real pages from all three kits — Character Guides, the cast, and the printables. Tap any page to read it.
Who's behind the bodies
Every kit here is written queer from the first word — the cast, the jokes, the secrets, the lot.
Not a straight game with the pronouns swapped. Not a rainbow sticker on an old box.
I write them the way I want them at my own table: filthy where it counts, dead sincere where it has to be, and built so the host gets to play instead of refereeing.
— Me
Writer, host, prime suspect
Questions? I answer every one myself — murdershebettadont@gmail.com
Before you accuse anyone
The things hosts ask before they hit print.
Not on the list? Email me and I'll answer it myself.
Your party, your body count
Check out now. The download's in your inbox before the ice melts. Your guests arrive as suspects and leave as accomplices — and not even the killer knows it's them until they're handed the script at the reveal.
Claim Your Kit$49.69 CAD per kit · Instant download · Prints at home
Next murder in development
One email when the next murder drops. That's it. Unsubscribe whenever.